Wanted: My Sanity

sararye:

twenty six year old man or four year old girl we just don’t know

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the-science-llama:

Super Moon
— June 23, 2013

Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.

These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.

Stargazing Events for 2013

wowbright:

Full of priceless Blaine Anderson quotes.

I know that Kurt’s supposed to be the witty one, but I think that it’s more like Kurt is the more consciously witty one, and Blaine tends to be witty by accident.

alexandrakingstons:

#you know what kills me about this?#besides ‘my wife’#(MY WIFE!!!)#is that he says they would never bury her ‘out here’#he’s just told Clara - the bigger the monument the more important the tomb#I like to think he fully expects her to be there when he dies#and ‘out here’ is wrong#because he expects her soul - her timestream of choices and alterations and scar tissue#to be in there with his#because where else would the TARDIS put her?#but with him?#they’d never bury my wife ~out here~#in there is a whole other story (via areyoumarriedriver)

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hornyspice:

entrance to my blog

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itseasytoremember:

chubsdeuce:

measureyourlifeinfruitcake:

maybenotboring:

bittersilver:

kawaiiflowerchild:

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.

When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.

well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks

My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”

my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’  

this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy

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