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have you ever just
stopped whatever you were doing
to look at an english word and
“you look like a fake word”
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.
OKAY BUT IM ALSO SICK OF PEOPLE GETTING UPSET AT FIFTY SHADES FOR PROMOTING UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS
HAVE YOU READ LOLITA
HAVE YOU READ ANNE RICE’S EROTICA
HAVE YOU READ ANY HEMINGWAY
HAVE YOU EVER READ ANYTHING AT ALL??
BOOKS DEPICT UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS ALL THE TIME. IT HAPPENS. SORRY GET OVER IT. IT IS NOT THE BOOK’S FAULT IF YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO TAKE IT AS LITERAL FACTS/ADVICE. I DO NOT THINK THAT EL JAMES WROTE FIFTY SHADES BEING LIKE “YES, THIS, THIS IS THE IDEAL RELATIONSHIP. I MEAN YOU WOULD HAVE TO LITERALLY BE INSANE TO THINK CHRISTIAN GREY AND ANASTASIA STEELE HAVE AN IDEAL RELATIONSHIP LIKE COME ON. I THINK IT’S OKAY TO WRITE ABOUT BAD RELATIONSHIPS AND ABUSE AND I THINK IT SERVES A LOT OF LITERARY PURPOSE AND I THINK FOR ME FIFTY SHADES SHOWED ME WHY I DONT WANT A CONTROLLING ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND.
I THINK THE ONLY PART OF FIFTY SHADES THAT IS BAD AND SCARY IS THAT IS WAS WRITTEN AS TWILIGHT FAN FICTION
AND TWILIGHT IS FOR 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS WHO DONT KNOW NOT TO WANT AN ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND YET AND WHO EAT THAT SHIT UP LIKE THE BIBLE AND WHO NOW THINK CONTROLLING BFS WHO WANT TO EAT YOU ARE SEXY. AND THAT IS SCARY AS FUCK.
BUT IF YOU’RE AN ADULT READING ADULT LITERATURE IT IS UP TO YOU, AND NOT THE AUTHOR, TO DISCERN WHAT TO TAKE AWAY FROM THE BOOK. BOOKS ARE POWERFUL THINGS AND WE SHOULD FEAR AND RESPECT THEM, BUT ALSO YOU AS THE READER HAVE AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF POWER TO MAKE THE BOOK WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE.
SO DONT TELL ME FIFTY SHADES FOSTERS ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE AS AN ADULT READER IT IS UP TO YOU TO RECOGNIZE THE ABUSIVE NATURE AND SEPARATE FICTION FROM REALITY.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
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If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later
same with Aladdin and jasmine!
And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.
Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.
Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom
Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).
Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her.
I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.
When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.
Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.
I love this fandom
So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away
I am so proud of everyone who commented on this
Actually snow meets her prince I. The first scene and it’s not clear if that even their first meeting he might have been courting her for months before she had to run away